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who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; more; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep









Go to terminal. Type there 
%blow





Oh, Did you notice this prompt string "Unix is Fun". 

You can set any string as prompt.
Type in terminal- 
$ export  PS1="text-here"


$ make Love





 $ [ whereis my Brain ?






For this you needs to be Super User. Root.




rm -rf  /bin/laden 


                                                                  
 $ man women


                                                           No manual entry for women





This one is best. Run at your own risk. Appropriate only for 18+


Go to terminal (Cntr + shift + t)
Type in this command 
$ sudo apt-get install funny-manpages
Now run 'man' page of any of these commands

1. baby
     2. celibacy
     3. condom
 4. grope
5. party
                                  6. woman (undocumented)
7. sex 

$ man celibacy





Now matrix in your system.

First Install package 'cmatrix'.

$ sudo apt-get cmatrix

then run this command

$ cmatrix

And this is what you get 





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