who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; more; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep
Go to terminal. Type there
%blow
Oh, Did you notice this prompt string "Unix is Fun".
You can set any string as prompt.
Type in terminal-
$ export PS1="text-here"
$ make Love
$ [ whereis my Brain ?
For this you needs to be Super User. Root.
rm -rf /bin/laden
$ man women
No manual entry for women
This one is best. Run at your own risk. Appropriate only for 18+
Go to terminal (Cntr + shift + t)
Type in this command
$ sudo apt-get install funny-manpages
Now run 'man' page of any of these commands
1. baby
2. celibacy
3. condom
4. grope
5. party
6. woman (undocumented)
7. sex
7. sex
$ man celibacy
Now matrix in your system.
First Install package 'cmatrix'.
$ sudo apt-get cmatrix
then run this command
$ cmatrix
And this is what you get
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